Threepio Haiku

Do you speak bocce?
It's like a second language.
I will take this one.

Oh no, I'm naked!
Now I am covered in grey.
I want to be gold!

Primary function?
Etiquette and protocol.
How may I serve you?

What do I hate most?
having a memory wipe.
What was I saying?

Great Heep, Droids, Clone Wars
Holidy Special as well
much animation

I'm at Cloud City
nice to see familar face
"Ee chuta" How rude.

I thank the maker
this oil bath feels so good
so much dust and grime

Shut me down. Machines
are making other machines
how very perverse.

Here we go again
blasting out of Mos Eisley
I hate space travel

Shuttle Back to the Fourth Moon