Jar Jar Haiku

Yum, munchy, crucnchy
hey! what isa dat runnin'
oof! it be Jedi!

'Exsqueeze me', I cry
Jedi asks, 'are you brainless?'
I protest, 'I spek'.

Mesa called Jar Jar
mesa your humble servant
demanded by gods

we swim to city
Gunguns no like outsiders
not a warm welcome

Maxi big da Force
how will Jedi find the way?
I smell stinkwith

Stay out of the way
mesa will cause no trouble
hello boyos, droids

whoops! dropped the spanner
watch those energy binders
my tounge, it is numb

wesa warriors
wesa have a grand army
the queen has a plan

Dellow Fellagates
we must give powers, right now
Emperor is born

why don't you like me?
not easy to be C-G.
maybe I will die.

Take this toShuttle Back to the Fourth Moon


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