Palpatine Haiku

cloaked in mystery,
most guarded secret of all:
my first name is 'Al'

My best darkside trick?
ever rub feet on carpet?
well then, check this out!

they stole my precious
Jedi, yes I hates them all
wait, I'm not gollum!

Darth Maul is now dead
I'm without an apprentice
need a Jedi, cheap.

Sith have fasion sense
its a shame to stay hidden
dig those hip black robes

Absolute power
I rule the whole galaxy
but look like a toad

I will finally
kill the son of Skywalker
why am I falling?

Shuttle Back to the Fourth Moon