Wedge Haiku

Best pilot ever
Hero of the Rebellion
We call him Great One.

His name: Antilles
A son of Correllia
Killer of Death Stars.

Y-Wings are too slow
Z-95's are too old
X-Wings are the best

Maxi big da Force.
Farmboy uses it to fly
Wedge does not need it

Running down the trench
Darth Vader is right behind
"I'm hit!" Got to leave.

Approaching Death Star
"Look at the size of that thing!"
Must cut the chatter

Defend Rebel base
trip walkers with tow cable
Good-bye planet Hoth.

Need a brilliant plan
I must disguise who I am
Ewok strapped to chest

I'm Lt. Ketch
an ewok who flies starships
Yub yub commander

Wedge, the Great One said,
"Look at the size of that thing!"
It's Porkins' Belly

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