Yoda Haiku

He's the best fighter
Unparalleled lightsaber
Wars not make one great

Impossible task
Do or don't there is no try
I don't believe you

Perilous mission
Dark Side covers everything
Kick Count Dooku's ass

Too old to begin
training of young Skywalker
But teach him, I must.

Not our only hope
There's another Skywalker
A sister there is.

My size matters not
The Force: Powerful ally
Strong Jedi am I.

Judge me by my size?
Luminous beings are we
Not this crude matter

Levitate I can
any object I wish
Even an X-Wing

Talk backwards I do
confuse many opponant
Know why, no one does.

Shuttle Back to the Fourth Moon